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Moisturiser

Next time you’re outside, think on this – Mother Nature and her pals the elements are out to turn your face into something resembling the ass-end of an armadillo. So do yourself a favor and use this cream. Its Mannetake Mushroom, Aloe Vera and Pea Extract let you go outside without fear. And no matter what you do, this stuff won’t drip into your eyes. Important for when you’re at the beach ogling women.

Lasts for 12 hours straight. Or about the same amount of time a trucker goes between pee breaks.

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